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You flattie lovers out there are gonna love this one. The girl's name is Kylie Richards, she's 20 years old and from Pasadena, California, and she has absolutely no tits at all. Yep, she's nothing but nipple, and she's cute as can be with a very pretty face and a perfect little ass. Where does the "Loser? find these girls? One thing you gotta say about this guy: He might not know what to do with the girls once he finds them, but he definitely knows how to find them.

Anyway, when this scene opens, Kylie seems very nervous. She's jittery, as all first-timers should be, and the "Loser? does absolutely nothing to put her at ease. The thing we love about Kylie is that she's so real. Her bra and panties are normal-girl bra and panties, not stripper/porn star bra and panties.

But once she gets down to fucking?once the "Loser's? cock comes out?she proves that she's not a normal girl. She has the makings of a star. She sucks his cock deep and lustily, and when the "Loser? sticks his dick in her, she moans loudly because she's enjoying it. Before long, it seems as if Kylie has overcome her nerves, and she's done it by doing what comes naturally. Or cums naturally. Whatever.

The "Loser? has found another winner.

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There's a lot of setup here before we get to the fucking, but don't worry. Sunnie is wearing a sexy outfit, and when she does get around to sucking and fucking this dude, she does it right. So stop complaining. For the record, Sunnie, who's from Albany, Georgia, works as a receptionist in a doctor's office, and she describes her favorite type of sex as follows: "I lie on my back, on the edge of the bed, with my legs over my guy's shoulders. He can pump me really deep and fingerfuck my butt, and I can rub my clit. I can have two or three awesome orgasms before he cums.? Of course, he can only have one. It's tough being a guy.

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"I think once I have the cock in my mouth I'll be much better,? says Taitum Reed when the Loser asks her if she's nervous. Now that's the kind of answer we like to hear. Some people chew gum. Others eat to calm their nerves. Taitum sucks cock. Actually, she licks it first, teasing the Loser before taking his cock into her mouth, and you can just see the nervousness leaving her body.

Taitum is 22 years old and from San Francisco, California. She has brown hair, blue eyes, and enjoys traveling, shopping and writing. She likes to have sex in public and is looking forward to her first gang bang. We're sure that can be arranged. Oh, and she's bi. She likes men and women. She even seems to like the Loser. Does that make her tri?

You know, going to the Loser is like going to the doctor. He doesn't ask the girls to do a slow, sexy strip. He doesn't ask them to leave anything to the imagination. He just has them strip naked as quickly as possible so he can, as he says, "get down to business.? Is this hot? We don't think so. Is it any way to treat a lady who wants to be a slut? We don't think so. But if the Loser knew what we wanted, he'd be rich right now, right? And he isn't. Believe us.

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The highlight of this scene is when Kitana, a tall, thin 22-year-old from Troy, New York, laughs at the loser's cock. We'd been waiting for that to happen for a long time, and here, it happens. But, first, some setup.

Kitana has long, black hair and a big tattoo on her back. She's wearing sexy panties, but we hardly get to see them because the Loser doesn't like to leave anything to the imagination and has her take it off right away. We get the feeling that Kitana is really into the tease (and probably spent a long time picking out those panties) and would have rather left them on because she knows how much guys love sexy panties. But the Loser, being a loser, has every girl do the exact same thing.

It's when Kitana is naked that she laughs at the Loser for the first time. He asks her, "Are you ready to get down and funky,? which is language we haven't heard in a long time. Yeah, she's ready to get down and funky, and she's standing there totally naked when he asks her if she wants to back out.

Are you kidding?

But she might be having second thoughts when she sees the Loser's cock because that's when she breaks out in laughter. Yeah, it's a puny little thing, especially when it's soft, and it's likely that Kitana was expecting better. More, that is. After all, a chick gets into porn, she expects to get fucked by giant porn-stud cocks. Not this time, Kitana.

So, she gets down on her knees, controls her laughter and proceeds to take one for the team. That would be us. The team. Go, Kitana!

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Amai has come from the East to see "big American cock." That's right, this skinny Asian has traveled thousands of miles to get filled with Western wang. Don't let her demeanor fool you, underneath her submissive nods and shy giggles she really wants to get fucked. And that she does, after getting her first taste of "Godzilla" American cock. Once this guy slips it in, Amai squeals and bounces her way to the creamy end. Welcome to the States!

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Ya gotta hand it to the Loser. He finds some good ones.

This time, we have Heather Anne, an 18-year-old brunette from Las Vegas who tells us, "I used to work at a strip club.? Say what? Used to when? She's only 18, for goodness sakes!

After the Loser smartly decides not to take that line of questioning any further, Heather reveals that she stopped stripping because she couldn't dance. But, as you're about to see, she can definitely fuck.

Our favorite part of this video is when Heather is blowing the Loser's cock and her hair starts getting in the way. She kindly asks, "Could you pull my hair back?? knowing that with her hair in the way, we can't see the dick going in and out of her mouth. Obviously, Heather knows what she's doing.

As cute, little pieces of ass go, Heather's right at the top of our list. Five-foot-three but long legs, 105 pounds, 34-24-32, tight little body, B-cup tits. Hey, she's only 18. She's in mint condition!

So, after the Loser reminds Heather that she should be nervous, and after Heather tells us that her father, of all people, knows what she's doing, the sucking and fucking starts, and it's definitely worth a jack.

And by the way, Heather Anne, honey? You don't have to know how to dance to be a stripper.

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Lexi is a little one: five-feet, 106 pounds, 32-24-32, B-cup tits. She's a dirty blonde, and we mean that literally and figuratively.

Lexi isn't much of a talker. At first, she seems shy... reserved. But then she starts working on the Loser's cock and makes slurping noises. And the harder and faster she sucks, the more noise she makes, and before long, she's licking up and down his shaft and sucking even harder. You know how the Loser sometimes takes his time getting hard? Not this time. He's hard in a hurry, and for good reason. Lexi simply doesn't take "soft cock? for an answer. Slurp-slurp-gargle-gargle-slurp-lick-gargle. Very enjoyable.

The fucking in this scene is great. At least what you're seeing of it is great. Unfortunately, more than half of the footage ended up on the cutting-room floor because of bad lightning and the Loser's usual shaky camera work. Lexi gets her first pro dicking and the Loser cums on her face, but we're here to tell you that as videography goes, this was anything but HD. Still, there's enough here to get the job done.

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Russian girls are easy? We never knew that, but it seems to be the case, judging by this video. It's of Katya Melrose, a 23-year-old Russian who's now living in Miami Beach, Florida. First off, she doesn't mind when the guy who drives up completely mistakes her for another girl. Second, she offers to show him her tattoo, which is strategically located on her pussy. Third, she has no hesitation in accepting his offer to go back to his place. Then, when he asks her if she's going to show him her tattoo, she says, "Are you going to show me your cock?? Gentlemen, if a chick ever says that to you, it means she wants to fuck. Really. Believe it or not. Anyway, Katya is easy and she likes to suck cock. She fucks like crazy and says sexy things in her accented English like, "You have nice cock.? So, yes, Russian girls are easy. At least this one is.

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Russian girls are easy? We never knew that, but it seems to be the case, judging by this video. It's of Katya Melrose, a 23-year-old Russian who's now living in Miami Beach, Florida. First off, she doesn't mind when the guy who drives up completely mistakes her for another girl. Second, she offers to show him her tattoo, which is strategically located on her pussy. Third, she has no hesitation in accepting his offer to go back to his place. Then, when he asks her if she's going to show him her tattoo, she says, "Are you going to show me your cock?? Gentlemen, if a chick ever says that to you, it means she wants to fuck. Really. Believe it or not. Anyway, Katya is easy and she likes to suck cock. She fucks like crazy and says sexy things in her accented English like, "You have nice cock.? So, yes, Russian girls are easy. At least this one is.

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Heather can be a real tease. The Loser asks her to take off her clothes. She takes off just her top.

"Keep going?? she asks.

Keep going. She takes off her pants. "Keep going??

"Keep going, keep going!? the Loser begs.

Finally, she has all of her clothes off, and it's an impressive sight. The Loser expresses actual excitement.

"You got the body. Are you ready to suck some dick?? he asks.

"Yes,? she says.

Then a moment of hesitation. "Yours??

After she overcomes her initial disappointment?what did she expect, Sean Michaels to show up?? ?Heather gives  a spectacular BJ, deep-throating, gargling cock, sucking balls, spitting on the Loser's dick, giving him the kind of blow job he'd only dreamed of. Listen, we're going to say this right here: As of this moment, Heather is the BJ champion of PornLoser.com.

A few basic facts about Heather: 5'4?, 104 pounds, 32-22-32 from New York City. Blue eyes, long, blonde hair, obviously very experienced in the sack. A chick doesn't suck cock like Heather does the first time.

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As "Porn Loser" girls go, Tori is as horny as they come. The amazing part is that she stays horny throughout the scene, even when the Loser is fucking her. Even when he has to interrupt her doggie-style pussy poking to adjust one of the cameras, leaving her without a cock in her cunt and us with, thankfully, a view of her ass, pussy and asshole, courtesy of a secondary camera.

Tori is 5'5", 128 pounds of fun from Minnesota (she's now living in Los Angeles). She has green eyes, brown hair, measures 34-28-36 and smiles and giggles a lot, especially when she's talking about sex. We've rarely seen a girl this enthusiastic, especially prior to her first scene.

"I always have these crazy ideas about sex, and I masturbate like crazy," she tells us. "I'm really sexually open."

We find out how wild and crazy she is even before she goes down on the Loser's cock. Even the way Tori takes off her top and skirt seems to scream, "Fuck me," as she squats on the floor, as if she were waiting for the Loser to bring over his cock. He doesn't, but she goes on with her striptease, doing more stripping than teasing.

"I want to make you real hard," she says.

That's easier said than done with the Loser, who doesn't respond the way 99.9% of the hetero male world would as Tori proceeds to give him a great blow job: hands-free, deep into the mouth, making smacking noises when the cock leaves her mouth, asking,"Do you like that?" Licking and slurping up and down on his cock, making humming noises, licking his balls. Finally, the Loser responds, but just when she's got some good wood to suck, he invites her to jump on top of his cock, something he never does.

"Do you like my pussy?" Tori asks.

The camera fuck-up happens a few minutes later, but by that point, we're so turned-on by Tori that we forget who's fucking her. Oh, yeah. The Loser. Ya had to remind us?

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As "Porn Loser? girls go, Tori is as horny as they come. The amazing part is that she stays horny throughout the scene, even when the Loser is fucking her. Even when he has to interrupt her doggie-style pussy poking to adjust one of the cameras, leaving her without a cock in her cunt and us with, thankfully, a view of her ass, pussy and asshole, courtesy of a secondary camera.

Tori is 5'5?, 128 pounds of fun from Minnesota (she's now living in Los Angeles). She has green eyes, brown hair, measures 34-28-36 and smiles and giggles a lot, especially when she's talking about sex. We've rarely seen a girl this enthusiastic, especially prior to her first scene.

"I always have these crazy ideas about sex, and I masturbate like crazy,? she tells us. "I'm really sexually open.?

We find out how wild and crazy she is even before she goes down on the Loser's cock. Even the way Tori takes off her top and skirt seems to scream, "Fuck me,? as she squats on the floor, as if she were waiting for the Loser to bring over his cock. He doesn't, but she goes on with her striptease, doing more stripping than teasing.

"I want to make you real hard,? she says.

That's easier said than done with the Loser, who doesn't respond the way 99.9% of the hetero male world would as Tori proceeds to give him a great blow job: hands-free, deep into the mouth, making smacking noises when the cock leaves her mouth, asking,?Do you like that?? Licking and slurping up and down on his cock, making humming noises, licking his balls. Finally, the Loser responds, but just when she's got some good wood to suck, he invites her to jump on top of his cock, something he never does.

"Do you like my pussy?? Tori asks.

The camera fuck-up happens a few minutes later, but by that point, we're so turned-on by Tori that we forget who's fucking her. Oh, yeah. The Loser. Ya had to remind us?

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